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I 1-D-RI Wonder
I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused
IAEIn Any Event
IAITSIt's All In The Subject
IANACI Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAEI Am Not An Expert
IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
IATI Am Tired
IAWI Agree With
IAYMI Am Your Master
IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
IBRBI'll Be Right Back
IBTIn Between Technology
IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTDI Beg To Differ
IBTLIn Before The Lock
ICIn Character -or- I See
ICBWI Could Be Wrong
ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10TIdiot
IDCI Don't Care
IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGII Don't Get It
IDKI Don't Know
IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
IDKYI Don't Know You
I-D-LIdeal
IDMIt Does Not Matter
IDSTI Didn't Say That
IDTAI Did That Already
IDTSI Don't Think So
IEFIt's Esther's Fault
IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
IFABI Found A Bug
IFUI F***ed Up
IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
IGTPI Get The Point
IHAI Hate Acronyms
IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
IHNOI Have No Opinion
IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHUI Hear You
IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
IITIs It Tight?
IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWMIf It Were Me
IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILAI Love Acronyms
ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILUI Love You
ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
ILYI Love You
IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
IMOIn My Opinion
IMOOIn My Own Opinion
IMRUI Am, Are You?
IMSI Am Sorry
INMPIt's Not My Problem
INNWIf Not Now, When
INPOIn No Particular Order
INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOHI'm Outta Here
IONIndex Of Names
IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
IOWIn Other Words
IPNI'm Posting Naked
IRLIn Real Life
ISAGNI See A Great Need
ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
ISOIn Search Of
ISSI Said So
ISTMIt Seems to Me
ISTRI Seem To Remember
ISWYMI See What You Mean
ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITAI Totally Agree
ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITMIn The Money
ITSIntense Text Sex
IUMIf You Must
IWALUI Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWIWUI Wish I Was You
IWSNI Want Sex Now
IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYDIn Your Dreams
IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYOIn Your Opinion
IYQI like you
IYSSIf You Say So
IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean